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第2462章 不过是大萌一场空


只见萧吹火满面红光,神清气爽,哪怕是那雄壮的身躯,异常耀眼的光头,也难改他那意气风发的气质!                        

                        

                                脸上浓郁的络腮胡,更是为他增加了一抹沧桑,以及狂放的男人味儿!                        

                        

                                见奥丁他们都没事,萧吹火不禁咧嘴一笑,抬手就打了个招呼!                        

                        

                                -`(˵゚┏ꇴ┓゚)ツ´-“来喽奈no,奥丁小抵笛~我们的支援奈no~”                        

                        

                                那夹到了极点的夹子音顿时从萧吹火的口中传出,娇蛮中不失可爱,还带着几分对奥丁他们的关心!                        

                        

                                此话一出,整座战场都陷入了绝对的寂静当中!                        

                        

                                所有人都一脸惊恐的看向萧吹火!                        

                        

                                -`(๑ʘ̅  д  ʘ̅๑(๑ò◊ó  ノ)ノ´-                        

                        

                                是我们幻听了么?                        

                        

                                刚…刚刚那话是从萧吹火的嘴里传出来的?                        

                        

                                他管奥丁叫啥?                                                        

                        

                                小抵笛?                        

                        

                                此刻,就连钢铁集团军的都狠狠的打了个激灵!                        

                        

                                =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰●  |||)?                        

                        

                                奥丁他们更是眼珠爆凸,下巴哐哐咋砸地!                        

                        

                                -`Σ(ଵ口ଵ|||)´-                        

                        

                                只见萧吹火脸上的笑容随之僵住,那打招呼的手也随之僵在了半空!                        

                        

                                -`(  ٥꒪┏ー┓꒪)ツ´-                        

                        

                                什么鬼啊!我分明是想说支援来了啊?                        

                        

                                怎么说出口就…                        

                        

                                老子这时代先驱者,老火神的名号,绝不能就此葬送啊!                        

                        

                                只见萧吹火干笑两声,清了清嗓子,转头望向刘翠翠!                        

                        

                                -`(˵乛┏◠┓乛)´-“咳咳~翠翠~不要这个样子坏人家了啦~你坏坏哦?刚刚一定是你偷偷在给我配音的吧?”                        

                        

                                然而神级夹子音再度从萧吹火的口中传出,带着几分埋怨!                        

                        

                                那雄壮身躯,满脸络腮胡,浓密的胸毛,再结合这宛如少女一般的夹子音,所造成的精神冲击简直难以想象啊喂!                        

                        

                                憋踏马演了啊,就是你说的吧?                        

                        

                                萧吹火竟然试图把锅甩到刘莱莱的身上啊!                        

                        

                                只见刘翠翠白了萧吹火一眼:                        

                        

                                -`(꒪ั┏~┓꒪ั*)´-“你这坏老头,讨厌厌~人家都一把年纪了,怎么可能还能说出这么软绵绵的撒娇声呢?”                        

                        

                                “没想到老火神外表粗犷,却有着一副少女心呢~”                        

                        

                                众人直接吐血!神特喵你不会说啊,你这不就正说着呢嘛?                        

                        

                                你能想象到一个满脸胡茬子的光头大娘用夹子音扭捏着埋怨到底是怎样一副画面嘛?                        

                        

                                萧吹火的脸腾的一下就红了起来,不禁跺脚道:                        

                        

                                -`(⸝⸝≥┏~┓≤)´-“哎呀~反正就不是人家说的了啦,你们的肚肚里全都是坏水!”                        

                        

                                这一副气急败坏的样子,差点没把大家眼睛给辣瞎了!                        

                        

                                老火神这踏马是中邪了吧?                        

                        

                                一旁的赵德柱都快把眼泪给笑出来了,大嘴乐的都看到嗓子眼儿了!                        

                        

                                -`(´థ┏ꇴ┓థ)σ´-  “咯咯咯咯~萧葛格~你这么说话的样子好好笑哦~会说你就多说两句,咯咯咯咯~”                        

                        

                                这一刻的赵德柱,仿佛化身老母鸡,咯咯咯个不停,然而刚笑了两声,他自己就笑不出来了!                        

                        

                                一脸惊恐捂住嘴巴!                        

                        

                                -`(´థ┏ლ┓థ)´-…靠!                        

                        

                                自己怎么也变成这样了?                        

                        

                                李红艳满脸鄙夷的看向赵德柱:                        

                        

                                -`(๑¯ิ┏益┓  ¯ิ๑)´-“噫~你好恶心心哦,我没想到你竟然是这样的柱柱~我可以换个蓝朋友咩?呕~”                        

                        

                                -`_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)_´-                        

                        

                                话还没说完的李红艳当即歪头就吐了出来,一向有母老虎之称的她哪里受得了自己这种声音,当时就把自己给夹吐了!                        

                        

                                这一刻,萧吹火他们的脸全都黑了!                        

                        

                                到底是怎么回事?说明书里可完全没说会变成这个样子啊靠!                        

                        

                                原本帅气的支援登场,怎么就变成这个样子了?                        

                        

                                羞耻的他们现在就想找个地缝钻进去啊!                        

                        

                                这一刻,奥丁他们已经快憋疯了,一个个肩膀抖个不停!                        

                        

                                噗~-`(இжஇ◦)´-                        

                        

                                看到好东西了啊?很难想象萧吹火,赵德柱他们竟然能夹出这种声音来啊?                        

                        

                                奥丁连忙坐直了身子!                        

                        

                                -`(。・ˇ┏_┓ˇ・。)´-“萧野爷~你们来了就好了啦,若是再晚一点,说不定宝宝就把他们全都送去睡觉觉了呢~”                        

                        

                                “倒不是我们不行,只是这群小坏蛋的防御真的是敲厉害的,打破防御费了不少时间,哼哼~真的是气死掉惹~”                        

                        

                                一手持光明神杖,坐在神域王座之上,身材雄壮,满脸络腮胡的光头逼王去是说道!                        

                        

                                宛如少女一般空灵的蜜糖夹子音于星空之上久久回荡!                        

                        

                                奥丁:-`(̿▀̿ ̿┏ Ĺ̯̿̿┓▀̿  ̿)̄´-……                        

                        

                                巴德尔:-`(´థ┏౪┓థ)σ  ´-“噗~咯咯咯~光明神奥丁大大,好腻害~好有范儿哦,真的是酷酷的呢~”                        

                        

                                刚一说完,巴德尔的脸就变得比奥丁还黑,身子一个瞬移消失不见!                        

                        

                                抱歉,再见来不及握手,我踏马没脸见人了啊!我巴德尔,堂堂天神!天神组组长!                        

                        

                                怎么可以!怎么能说出这样的话来!                        

                        

                                啊啊啊啊!                        

                        

                                马丁额头暴汗:                        

                        

                                -`(•́┏ι_┓•̀  ٥)´-“你们这都是怎么了?怎么全都娘们儿唧唧的?不要这个样子了啦~人家好怕怕的,肿么办嘛…”                        

                        

                                众人不禁歪头看向马丁,你特喵也没好到哪里去啊喂!                        

                        

                                一帮满脸胡茬子的肌肉猛汉,就特喵别卖萌了啊?                        

                        

                                是会萌死人的好不好?                        

                        

                                此刻的巴蒂捂着脸蹲在原地!                        

                        

                                -`(ノ)┏﹏┓(ヾ)´-…                        

                        

                                该死!该死的?为什么我神明的耳语不能预知到一个小时后的未来!                        

                        

                                这样就会提前知道结果,从而不吃猛汉药了啊!                        

                        

                                长胡子,胸毛,光头这些我都能接受,可变萌汉到底是什么鬼啊喂!                        

                        

                                这简直比死亡还要可怕啊?                        

                        

                                到底还是中了南神的阴谋诡计啊,这么实诚的把道具使用说明书都给大家了!                        

                        

                                还以为太阳打西边出来了,结果搁这儿藏着呢啊?                        

                        

                                纯纯的坑死人不偿命啊他?                        

                        

                                这一刻,众人的怨气值都刷爆了!                        

                        

                                哪里还不知道是猛汉药的副作用?挂是好挂,可是会付出代价的啊?                        

                        

                                只见奥丁黑着脸,没事…没事…至少自己之前还是帅气的!                        

                        

                                只要把刚刚的事情忘掉,我就还没社死!                        

                        

                                “你…”                        

                        

                                话还没说完,只见奥丁猛的一激灵,双腿仿佛安了一双弹簧一般,控制不住的弹了起来,疯狂尥蹶子!                        

                        

                                马力全开的全力一击,狠狠地踹在了神域王座之上!                        

                        

                                上一刻还好好坐在上面的奥丁,“啊呀”一声,整个人就仿佛人型导弹,窜天猴一般从王座上将自己发射了出去!                        

                        

                                一头撞破彩虹桥,跌进了星空里,滚了好几圈!                        

                        

                                所有人都满眼懵批的看着突然把自己弹射出去的奥丁!                        

                        

                                =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪  ‧̣̥̇)                        

                        

                                显然,马饼干的副作用也不出意外的爆发了!                        

                        

                                神域王座:|;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`|我就问问你们,被光踢过嘛?                        

                        

                                只见奥丁满脸尴尬的爬起来,饶是他的厚脸皮,此刻也扛不住了啊!                        

                        

                                脸都红了,甚至想找个地缝钻进去!                        

                        

                                -`୧(٥´⁼̴  ┏﹏┓  ⁼̴)´-                        

                        

                                刚刚自己有多帅气,现在自己就特喵有多丢人啊喂!                        

                        

                                这个杯装的真是稀巴烂碎啊?                        

                        

                                见钢铁集团军都满眼懵的看着自己,只见奥丁红着脸挠了挠头,一脸尴尬的解释道:                        

                        

                                -`(⌒┏ꇴ┓⌒;)୨´-“酱…酱酱~空降成功,是刚刚那个凳凳烫屁股~并不是宝宝自己…”                        

                        

                                尤金:(´థжథ)σ  噗~                        

                        

                                奥丁:!!!                        

                        

                                -`(งథ┏益┓థ)ง´-“笑人家!你竟敢笑人家?宝宝打洗你!萧野爷~你瞧瞧嘛,他欺负人家了啦~哭哭~”                        

                        

                                萧吹火一脸的嫌弃!                        

                        

                                -`(´乛┏益┓乛)´-                        

                        

                                得了!你踏马可憋说话了,丢人都特喵丢外星球去了!                        

                        

                                先把钢铁集团军都收拾了再说啊!                        

                        

                                这下,萧吹火奥丁他们没人说话了,直接开始在脑海里用精神交流!                        

                        

                                然而就连精神交流,都是叠叠字啊喂!                        

                        

                                显然无论是身体上还是心灵上,被猛汉药荼毒的他们都已经彻头彻尾的萌化了啊?                        

                        

                                只见叶镇国的青龙魂直接对准了钢铁集团军!                        

                        

                                -`(╬◣┏口┓◢)▇▇▇▇▇▇                        

                        

                                “恶龙咆哮哮~嗷呜…呕~”                        

                        

                                一口龙息还没咆哮出去,叶镇国自己就先呕了一波!                        

                        

                                哪怕大家都选择沉默不说话,可放招的时候还是忍不住吼一声技能名!                        

                        

                                像是什么大神帝帝,天晨光贱贱,煞神叔叔,无尽雷明明,引力弹公公,原子爆渣渣…                        

                        

                                唯独一个还能听,并且效果出群!                        

                        

                                那就是举世皆弟弟…                        

                        

                                这一刻,钢铁集团军眼看打不赢,干脆没机会了,索性也就不对抗人类了,开始相互残杀,砍自己的盟友赚积分!                        

                        

                                也不指望着大猎能继续下去了,直接摆烂!                        

                        

                                砍盟友的时候还不忘冲着萧吹火奥丁他们哈哈大笑!                        

                        

                                “溜溜溜~我看你们不是想砍死我们,是想萌死我们啊?啊哈哈哈…”                        

                        

                                “虽然我们死定了,但你们也社死了,不亏不亏~宝宝气气,哭哭?哈哈哈,真的,我笑死!”                        

                        

                                “欸?不亏嘛?我觉得还是有点亏的啊?”                        

                        

                                “什么光明神王?萌王吧你?这个凳凳烫屁股?噗~各位,我先挂了,出去嘲笑他们去!”                        

                        

                                毕竟人类全员萌汉,可能是就此退赛的他们唯一的心理慰藉了!                        

                        

                                萧吹火他们的脸更黑了,怨气狂飙!                        

                        

                                原本还想着借此机会名扬星空,结果变成了萌扬星空啊喂!                        

                        

                                老子这几十年的一世英名,全特喵萌没了啊!                        

                        

                                不过是大萌一场空罢了!                        

                        

                                南崽崽!准备接受审判吧你!


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